My Joke Book
Why do apples on trees remind Bertie of bogeys?
They're fresh, green and ready to pick!
What wears a coat in the winter and pants all summer?
A dog!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
Dirty Bertie has his very own joke book, packed full of disgusting jokes that are guaranteed to have you laughing your socks off!
About the Dirty Bertie Series
Books in series order
- 1.Dirty Bertie(2003)
- 2.Worms!(2006)
- 3.Fleas!(2006)
- 4.Pants!(2007)
- 5.Burp!(2007)
- 6.Yuck!(2008)
- 7.Crackers!(2008)
- 8.Bogeys!(2009)
- 9.Mud!(2009)
- 10.Germs!(2009)
- 11.Loo!(2010)
- 12.Fetch!(2010)
- 13.Fangs!(2010)
- 14.Kiss!(2011)
- 15.Ouch!(2011)
- 16.Snow!(2011)
- 17.Pong!(2012)
- 18.Pirate!(2012)
- 19.Scream!(2012)
- 20.Toothy!(2013)
- 21.Dinosaur!(2013)
- 22.Zombie!(2013)
- 23.Smash!(2014)
- 24.Rats!(2014)
- 25.Horror!(2014)
- 26.Jackpot!(2015)
- 27.Aliens!(2015)
- 28.Fame!(2016)
- 29.Monster!(2016)
- 30.Disco!(2017)
- +A Trio of Trouble(2011)
- +Burptastic Body Book(2017)
- +Mayhem and Mischief(2012)
- +My Book of Stuff(2008)
- +My Box of Books!(2010)
- +My Doodle Book!(2016)
- +My Joke Book(2007)
- +Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?(2012)
- +Stinky Stories(2013)
Reading age: 6+ years
Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
"No, Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!" says his disgusted yet caring family. Will Bertie ever stop being so gross?
Dirty Bertie teaches without preaching, while children will love Bertie's gross adventures. David Roberts's hilarious illustrations and wacky-yet-wise story will have young readers laughing out loud—and promising never to be a "dirty Bertie" again!