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Pants!
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Pants!

Dirty Bertie Series

Author: David Roberts

Author: Alan MacDonald

Book 4 in the Dirty Bertie series

Pages: 96

Published: 2007

Age: 6+

Bertie's next adventures find him facing the shame of losing a dare with Know-All Nick and having to wear his pants to school, playing the part of the dog in the local amateur dramatic society's production of Oliver! and taking Whiffer to Royston Rich's birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present . . .

About the Dirty Bertie Series

Books in series order

  1. 1.Dirty Bertie(2003)
  2. 2.Worms!(2006)
  3. 3.Fleas!(2006)
  4. 4.Pants!(2007)
  5. 5.Burp!(2007)
  6. 6.Yuck!(2008)
  7. 7.Crackers!(2008)
  8. 8.Bogeys!(2009)
  9. 9.Mud!(2009)
  10. 10.Germs!(2009)
  11. 11.Loo!(2010)
  12. 12.Fetch!(2010)
  13. 13.Fangs!(2010)
  14. 14.Kiss!(2011)
  15. 15.Ouch!(2011)
  16. 16.Snow!(2011)
  17. 17.Pong!(2012)
  18. 18.Pirate!(2012)
  19. 19.Scream!(2012)
  20. 20.Toothy!(2013)
  21. 21.Dinosaur!(2013)
  22. 22.Zombie!(2013)
  23. 23.Smash!(2014)
  24. 24.Rats!(2014)
  25. 25.Horror!(2014)
  26. 26.Jackpot!(2015)
  27. 27.Aliens!(2015)
  28. 28.Fame!(2016)
  29. 29.Monster!(2016)
  30. 30.Disco!(2017)
  31. +A Trio of Trouble(2011)
  32. +Burptastic Body Book(2017)
  33. +Mayhem and Mischief(2012)
  34. +My Book of Stuff(2008)
  35. +My Box of Books!(2010)
  36. +My Doodle Book!(2016)
  37. +My Joke Book(2007)
  38. +Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?(2012)
  39. +Stinky Stories(2013)

Reading age: 6+ years

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Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!

"No, Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!" says his disgusted yet caring family. Will Bertie ever stop being so gross?

Dirty Bertie teaches without preaching, while children will love Bertie's gross adventures. David Roberts's hilarious illustrations and wacky-yet-wise story will have young readers laughing out loud—and promising never to be a "dirty Bertie" again!