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Dirty Bertie Series

Author: David Roberts

Author: Alan MacDonald

Book 11 in the Dirty Bertie series

Pages: 96

Published: 2010

Age: 6+

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose pickingly disgusting habits – is back for another helping of comic chaos! Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach, up to his neck in sand (and trouble) on holiday, and staging a one-man protest to stop Mum and Dad from selling the house!

About the Dirty Bertie Series

Books in series order

  1. 1.Dirty Bertie(2003)
  2. 2.Worms!(2006)
  3. 3.Fleas!(2006)
  4. 4.Pants!(2007)
  5. 5.Burp!(2007)
  6. 6.Yuck!(2008)
  7. 7.Crackers!(2008)
  8. 8.Bogeys!(2009)
  9. 9.Mud!(2009)
  10. 10.Germs!(2009)
  11. 11.Loo!(2010)
  12. 12.Fetch!(2010)
  13. 13.Fangs!(2010)
  14. 14.Kiss!(2011)
  15. 15.Ouch!(2011)
  16. 16.Snow!(2011)
  17. 17.Pong!(2012)
  18. 18.Pirate!(2012)
  19. 19.Scream!(2012)
  20. 20.Toothy!(2013)
  21. 21.Dinosaur!(2013)
  22. 22.Zombie!(2013)
  23. 23.Smash!(2014)
  24. 24.Rats!(2014)
  25. 25.Horror!(2014)
  26. 26.Jackpot!(2015)
  27. 27.Aliens!(2015)
  28. 28.Fame!(2016)
  29. 29.Monster!(2016)
  30. 30.Disco!(2017)
  31. +A Trio of Trouble(2011)
  32. +Burptastic Body Book(2017)
  33. +Mayhem and Mischief(2012)
  34. +My Book of Stuff(2008)
  35. +My Box of Books!(2010)
  36. +My Doodle Book!(2016)
  37. +My Joke Book(2007)
  38. +Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?(2012)
  39. +Stinky Stories(2013)

Reading age: 6+ years

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Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!

"No, Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!" says his disgusted yet caring family. Will Bertie ever stop being so gross?

Dirty Bertie teaches without preaching, while children will love Bertie's gross adventures. David Roberts's hilarious illustrations and wacky-yet-wise story will have young readers laughing out loud—and promising never to be a "dirty Bertie" again!