Burptastic Body Book
Why are bogies green? Are boys smellier than girls? Does everybody fart – even teachers? Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly revolting habits – is back! Join him as he tours the human body to discover the weird, wonderful and plain yucky things happening right under our noses. From bad breath, smelly sweat and blood-sucking nits to funny bones, amazing brains and bionic burping, this book includes some delightfully disgusting details guaranteed to put you off your dinner!
About the Dirty Bertie Series
Books in series order
- 1.Dirty Bertie(2003)
- 2.Worms!(2006)
- 3.Fleas!(2006)
- 4.Pants!(2007)
- 5.Burp!(2007)
- 6.Yuck!(2008)
- 7.Crackers!(2008)
- 8.Bogeys!(2009)
- 9.Mud!(2009)
- 10.Germs!(2009)
- 11.Loo!(2010)
- 12.Fetch!(2010)
- 13.Fangs!(2010)
- 14.Kiss!(2011)
- 15.Ouch!(2011)
- 16.Snow!(2011)
- 17.Pong!(2012)
- 18.Pirate!(2012)
- 19.Scream!(2012)
- 20.Toothy!(2013)
- 21.Dinosaur!(2013)
- 22.Zombie!(2013)
- 23.Smash!(2014)
- 24.Rats!(2014)
- 25.Horror!(2014)
- 26.Jackpot!(2015)
- 27.Aliens!(2015)
- 28.Fame!(2016)
- 29.Monster!(2016)
- 30.Disco!(2017)
- +A Trio of Trouble(2011)
- +Burptastic Body Book(2017)
- +Mayhem and Mischief(2012)
- +My Book of Stuff(2008)
- +My Box of Books!(2010)
- +My Doodle Book!(2016)
- +My Joke Book(2007)
- +Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?(2012)
- +Stinky Stories(2013)
Reading age: 6+ years
Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
"No, Bertie! That's dirty, Bertie!" says his disgusted yet caring family. Will Bertie ever stop being so gross?
Dirty Bertie teaches without preaching, while children will love Bertie's gross adventures. David Roberts's hilarious illustrations and wacky-yet-wise story will have young readers laughing out loud—and promising never to be a "dirty Bertie" again!