Mascot Madness!

The 'Mascot Madness!' Test.

1. Northwest Southeast Central School have never beaten Northwest West Academy at their annual track and field challenge because: (a) they're better at knitting than they are at sport (b) they are losers (c) Northwest West Academy will stop at nothing to win.

2. Mr Brainfright dresses up in a banana suit and dances around because: (a) he's bored (b) he goes bananas (c) he thinks it will inspire the students of Northwest Southeast Central School and lead them to victory.

3. Northwest West Academy's mascot, a ferocious pit-bull terrier called Chomp, is trained to attack: (a) postmen (b) cats (c) bananas.

4. When Henry McThrottle attempts the triple jump, instead of a hop, step and a jump he does: (a) a burp, a dribble and a sneeze (b) a twirl, a spin and the splits (c) a stumble, a trip and a fall.

5. 'Mascot Madness!' is: (a) a new type of dance (b) when a mascot gets angry (c) a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.

ANSWERS: The answers to these questions - and many more - are contained between the covers of 'Mascot Madness!' - a very funny book about running, jumping, throwing, winning, losing, cheating, chasing, biting and really hard squeezing.