My Life and Other Massive Mistakes

Tom Weekly Series

Author: Tristan Bancks

Illustrator: Gus Gordon

Book 3 in the Tom Weekly series

Pages: 208

Published: 2015

Age: 9+

Have you ever helped your pop escape from a nursing home? Does your teacher have a problem with his bowels? Is your sister an evil genius and criminal mastermind? Have you ever mined your teeth for cash? Do you want to know where all the lost socks go? Is there a girl or boy at school who's desperate to kiss you? And do you know someone with the worst case of nits in world history?

I do. I'm Tom Weekly and this is the third book in my weird, funny, sometimes gross life story.

About the Tom Weekly Series

Reading age: 9+ years

This series should be read in order.

Have you ever been kissed by a dog? Ever had to eat Vegemite off your sister's big toe? Have you had a job delivering teeth? Has a bloodthirsty magpie ever been out to get you? Ever woken up to discover that everything hovers? And have you eaten 67 hot dogs in ten minutes?

I have. I'm Tom Weekly. This series is full of my stories, jokes, cartoon characters, ideas for theme park rides and other stuff I've made up. It's where I pour out whatever's inside my head. It gets a bit weird sometimes but that’s how I roll.