I Got a "D" in Salami
by Henry Winkler (Author) Lin Oliver (Author) Jesse Joshua Watson (Illustrator)
It's report card day - the most dreaded day in Hank's school year. And when Hank gets his grades, they're his worst nightmare come true: a D in spelling, a D in reading, a D in maths.
After school, Hank and his friends go to his mom's deli. His mom is on the prowl - she knows a report card day when she sees one. Hank tries to stall her, but she's going for his backpack. He's cornered. Hank hands the report card off to his friend Frankie, who gives it to his friend Ashley, who gives it to Robert, who puts it into a meat grinder! Hank watches as his Ds are ground into a big salami, and this particular salami is being made for a very important client. How will Hank get out of this one?
After school, Hank and his friends go to his mom's deli. His mom is on the prowl - she knows a report card day when she sees one. Hank tries to stall her, but she's going for his backpack. He's cornered. Hank hands the report card off to his friend Frankie, who gives it to his friend Ashley, who gives it to Robert, who puts it into a meat grinder! Hank watches as his Ds are ground into a big salami, and this particular salami is being made for a very important client. How will Hank get out of this one?
Hank Zipzer: The World's Greatest Underachiever Series—Summary and Book Order
Series: Hank Zipzer: The World's Greatest UnderachieverReading level: 7+
Books in series: 17
Read in order? No
Next release: Finished
Tags: school friendship family culture illustrated
Print series book list
Books in series order
1. Niagra Falls, Or Does It? (2003)2. I Got a "D" in Salami (2003)
3. Day of the Iguana (2003)
4. The Zippity Zinger (2003)
5. The Night I Flunked My Field Trip (2004)
6. Holy Enchilada! (2004)
7. Help! Somebody Get Me Out of Fourth Grade! (2004)
8. Summer School! What Genius Though That Up? (2005)
9. My Secret Life as a Ping-Pong Wizard (2005)
10. My Dog's a Scaredy-Cat: A Halloween Tail (2006)
11. The Curtain Went Up, My Pants Fell Down (2007)
12. Barfing in the Backseat: How I Survived My Family Road Trip (2007)
13. Who Ordered this Baby? Definitely Not Me! (2007)
14. The Life of Me (Enter at Your Own Risk) (2008)
15. A Tale of Two Tails (2008)
16. Dump Trucks and Dogsleds: I'm on My Way, Mom! (2009)
17. A Brand-New Me! (2010)