Better Homes and Gardens
In Transylvania Waters Mordonna and Nerlin should be King and Queen. But there are some seriously nasty characters standing in their way...
After years on the run, the Floods are coming home. And just in time too. Since Nerlin and Mordonna fled Transylvania Waters, things there have gone from worse to much worse. King Quatorze has bled the country dry. He's even sold everyone's shoelaces.
It's time for a change, time for life with a lot less cabbage and a lot more chocolate. But first the Floods have to get rid of the old king...
About the Floods Series
Books in series order
- 1.Neighbours(2005)
- 2.Playschool(2006)
- 3.Home and Away(2006)
- 4.Survivor(2007)
- 5.Prime Suspect(2007)
- 6.The Great Outdoors(2008)
- 7.Top Gear(2008)
- 8.Better Homes and Gardens(2009)
- 9.Who Wants to Be a Billionaire?(2010)
- 10.Lost(2011)
- 11.Disasterchef(2012)
- 12.Bewitched(2013)
- 13.The Royal Family(2014)
- +Family Files(2012)
- +The Amazing Illustrated Floodsopedia(2013)
Reading age: 8+ years
The Floods are a family of Wizards and Witches. The parents, Nerlin and Mordonna, have seven children, some of whom were not created in the traditional way like you and me, but were made in the cellar underneath their house, using incredible mystical powers, a set of very shiny 'Jamie Oliver' saucepans and a small chemistry set.
The Floods may bury relatives in their backyard, grow cobwebs in every room, and eat slugs for breakfast, but this loving family of wizards and witches could live in your town, or even right next door! They're spooky and weird and very funny, too!

